Martin Cabello III
Martin Cabello III
Martin Cabello III is a philospher, conspiracy theorist, fitness enthusiast, performer, and social media personality based in South Hill, Washington.[1]
Helly Hansen Speech/Copypasta
Martin Cabello III is known for his Helly Hansen speech which he originally posted on Instagram on November 5, 2019.[7] It has since become copypasta and Martin Cabello III regularly reposts videos of people singing and performing different versions of the his original Helly Hansen speech.[2]
Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son, because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy.
When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven sea's Helly Hansen makes it a breeze.
There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse.
Excalibur = [Ex]ercise [Cali]sthenics [Bur] cold water.
Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly.
Morgana = Sea circle.
Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's.
I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea.
Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink.
Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation.
Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti[×]me to mass.Time
= Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie
my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer.[6]